From the Ranch

From the Ranch

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

I Had a Very Merry Christmas!

 Ginger Dog doesn't really know what is going on, but she is excited about it...

I can testify to the fact that on the nice/naughty list, Randy did not do near as well as that big stack of gifts indicates... just saying...

Randy has discovered Duck Dynasty! 
And I have created a monster!

A word of advice on buying a "critter caller" with "200 different animal in distress or mating calls..." to be used for the purpose of calling up the coyotes, so they can be taken care of.  That isn't necessarily a good gift selection for a retired Colonel, who was an Airborne Ranger, Malaysian Jungle Survival School, and all round adventurer, especially when said retired Colonel has a mischievous playful streak... and the caller is loud... In fact every animal on the place, and all the women too, can become very annoyed from all the "practice sessions." 

Oh well... ho, ho, ho, and when Randy falls asleep tonight, I will try to sneak it out from under his pillow, (he really, really loves that thing...) and hide it.  Naturally, that would just be in order to safe guard it until the appropriate time for it's use.  Of course it is kind of difficult to sneak up on a retired Airborne Ranger... sleeping or not...  I'll post a report on my success or failure tomorrow...